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Keep
holding your breath...the new MOCKIA
products will be on the proverbial
shelves very soon.
Blimey!
We are having a sale! Due to larger
production runs we have been able to
lower our prices and pass this
saving directly on to you! Aw.
Aren't we lovely...
Hello hello - what's all this new
stuff? Yes, we have unveiled some of
the new ranges ahead of schedule.
Due to an unprecedented demand our
Laboratory Technicians have been
working round the clock to bring you
some new delights. Watch this space
as there will be even more added to
the Mockia product range very soon.
We have some very special things up
our sleeve - and no, I don't mean a
fake Rolex.
Three
new product ranges will be appearing
in the new year. As you may be
aware, we are never content to rest
upon our successes but instead we
strive to come up with more nonsense
to entertain both you and us. The
new stuff is soooo much fun! Can't
wait.....
This
is what happens when a vivid
imagination runs out of things to
do, and starts to create mobile
accessories from old nonsense.
Many
of the trained monkeys working in
the Mockia factory have been
enjoying the recent popularity of
the latest autumn ranges.
Unfortunately this has meant that
they have had less time for bananas
and tea adverts. Once the Christmas
rush has passed they will be able to
monkey about in their customary
manner again.
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