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Retro Fruity Handsfree

What have the monkeys made now...?

           This is a genuine realistic faux plastic banana wired to work with your mobile phone as a plug in handsfree.
They may look like toys but they actually work! This Banana style Pokia is the only one of its kind available anywhere - you cannot buy these in the shops, online retailers or eBay. These Mockia telephone treats are so convincing that you may be tempted to scoff them. Please resist this temptation as they taste bloody awful.

It is perfect for a fruity conversation!!! Ah ah ah aha ha ha ha aha 

Oh my! It's awesome, I can't live without it and I'm going to BUY IT HERE

This is the home of mockia, similar in style to the original pokia (now hulger) and the inferior tacky plastic phobile. 
 

 

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