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Retro Office Headset

The DESKIA is a genuine vintage telephone converted into a plug in headset.

           You can take your important bulletins from Whitehall via this device but don't forget you must talk in a cut-glass accent halfway between that of Terry Thomas and the Queen.
Experience the joy of 1960's telecom without actually having to be there. Perfect for the workplace - some lovely retro kitsch to brighten the prospect of any power lunch or board/bored meeting. This lovely gizmo will also look rather charming placed on the bar of your lunchtime "office" or mounted on the dashboard of your Bentley. Please be aware that using this phone whilst driving is an offence and will make it far more difficult to hold your Pimms and Cigar. However stylish you may think it looks, it is dangerous and silly. So get a chauffeur. It is big, clunky, chunky and downright pointless, but I guarantee that everyone you meet will want one too.
There are many different styles and types of phones available in a multitude of different colours.

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