The Old Skool Mockia Mc DJ badboy 4 life ruff-enuff in da house etcetera...

Wassup byatch? Getya Mockia MC goin on fo yo junglist massive posse wiggers out there. Whilst hangin' with your homies y'all get nuff respec innit. Dis is pumpin aight. Check yo booty call slammin killer vinyl on da decks and y'all be givin it bear licks. AAAiiii.

Translation (provided by babel street-fish): Hello friends. Now this really is a treat for all you fans of popular music and urban culture especially those Caucasians wishing to be Afro-American. Whilst in the company of your peers you will earn their admiration. This really is fun. Take telephone calls from female friends and potential life-companions whilst playing some records on the gramophone and you will find much enjoyment. Oh yes indeed.

In essence, these are a headphone handset for your mobile. Unlike normal headphones these are fitted with a mic so you can talk to your callers. Also, if you have one of those new-fangled mobile phones which can play mp3 pirate recordings of your favourite songs then you will find the sound quality really rather good. Also they will drown out the sound of other people on public transport or in the workplace. Perfect.

As used by notable clubland legends such as:
Slimboy Fat, Judge Judy, Tall Peter, Timo Mouse, Dick Vandyk, Armand Van Helsing.